| Ok, I maintain way too many subscriptions to websites like these. In an effort to consolidate my online domain, I am now sticking to only MYSPACE and DEVIANTART.
If you want to contact me or see my blog go to: www.myspace.com/javakills
If you want to see my art go to: javakills.deviantart.com
Hope to see some of you check in rgularly! :-D | comments: Leave a comment   |
| 1. First Name: David.
2. Were you named after anyone? No.
3. Do you wish on stars? Only after they explode. It's my hope the souls of the people living in the dying solar system will aid in the realization of my wish.
4. When did you last cry? Maybe two years ago after talking to some Dominican dude. Long story.
5. Do you like your handwriting? I can't read or write.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Olive Loaf.
7. What is your birth date? 12/25/1981
8. What is your most embarrassing moment? The entire time I was in middle school.
9. Favorite channel? Channel 3 - the channel my Xbox works on.
10. Are you a daredevil? Not since I regained my sight.
11. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? No.
12. Do looks matter? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
13. How do you release anger? Halo 2. Writing. Working Out. Drumming.
14. Where is your second home? My house. (Work and car are tied for first place.)
15. Do you trust others easily? No.
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? Transformers. They still are.
17. What class in high school do you think was totally useless? I was a nerd. I liked em all.
18. Do you have a journal? Yes.
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? ...
20. Your nicknames? I've got a few, but I can't remember.
21. Would you bungee jump? No.
22. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes.
23. Do you think that you are strong? Like the Batman.
24. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint Chocolate Chip.
25. Shoe Size? 10.
27. Who do you miss most? Nici. (Yes Amber, I miss you a lot too! LOL!)
28. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? Eh, why not.
29. What color pants are you wearing? Blue
30. What are you listening to right now? Jason talking about Eulogy, this cool dark comedy.
31. Last thing you ate? PB&J Samich
32. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Burnt Cyan.
33. What is the weather like right now? Caliente.
34. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes. Not the color, as much as the shape.
35. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes, but not in that way.
36. Favorite Drink? Pepsi.
37. Favorite Sport? Martial Arts.
38. Do you like to dance? Yes.
39. Eye Color? Green/Blue
40. Do you wear contacts? Yes.
41. Name of Pet(s): **Pours a 40 into the ground for my deceased dog Trixy.**
42. Name of Favorite Childhood Pet? Duke
43. Last movie watched? Duel to the Death
44. Lost in the shuffle? No, I'm the instructional card on how to play poker that's never included in the deck when actually playing.
45. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Happy Endings (wink, wink). (Scott worded this too well. I can't change it.)
46. Summer Or winter? Winter.
47. Hugs or Kisses? Both.
48. Favorite Dessert? Dark Chocolate.
49. Who's Most Likely To Respond? Amber
50. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? No Se.
51. Favorite TV Show? Babylon 5
52. What are you reading? Ogily on Advertising and The Bourne Identity
53. What's On Your Mouse Pad? My mouse.
54. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? If the computer is TV then Family Guy.
55. What is your favorite Smell? Morning Air.
56. The farthest you've been from home? Spain.
57. What hobbies do you enjoy? Martial Arts. Drumming. Writing. Computer Gaming.
58. Do you like to cook? Yes. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Time: | 09:03 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ford/sydnicons/Energetic.gif) energetic |
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| First best friend: Charles Stavitski.
First car: 1999 Nissan Frontier.
First kiss: 15 years old.
First screen name: Kindred999.
First album: No idea...Queen's greatest hits maybe?
First pets: Siberian Husky named Duke. (My dad's old guard dog.)
First piercing/tattoo: Never gotten one.
First big trip: Lake George when I was very very small. (I only remember small flashes from the trip.)
First time skiing: Never gone.
First concert: Metallica
First alcoholic drink: Cuba Libre. (Rum and coke)
First job: High school...computer programer...I know, it's one hell of a first job.
First date: Freshman year of high school. So I was like...um...15 or 16?
First love: Barbie
LASTS
Last car ride: My hour long drive to work.
Last kiss: Like 2 weeks ago...gggrrr, got to wait another month before I get a second shot. (If I can assemble enough people for a road trip.)
Last time u cried: Like a year or two maybe.
Last movie at a theater: War of the Worlds
Last food you ate: Pancakes bitches!
Last love: Amber...and still its!
Last temptation: Taco Bell last night. (I overcame it.)
Last item bought: A soda at the gas station on my way back from 'Sota last night.
Last annoyance: Writer's block.
Last time wanting to die: Never ever been the case.
Last shirt worn: Plaid Old Navy shirt.
Last alcoholic drink: Tequiza a couple of weeks ago. (It's been a while. I'm trying to save money.)
Last concert: Sister Hazel this past Saturday.
Last phone call: Amber
Last time at the mall: Saturday morning. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Time: | 02:23 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ford/sydnicons/Surprised.gif) anxious |
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| Part Passionate Kisser |
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble | Part Expert Kisser |
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable |
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| 273,290 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 52% of the current population - | 273,290. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
You're in the lower middle of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you: |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor |
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| | Time: | 11:57 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ford/sydnicons/Sleepy.gif) sleepy |
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| the Wit
(72% dark, 33% spontaneous, 21% vulgar) | your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
AND FINALLY -- after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet '5' -- you must take this test next: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test. It's not mine, but it rocks.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 96% on dark | | You scored higher than 14% on spontaneous | | You scored higher than 20% on vulgar |
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| | Current Music: | Thank You For The Venom by My Chemical Romance | | Time: | 12:42 pm | | Current Mood: | anxious |
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| it's been forever since i posted on LJ, which seems to be the standard now. life's been way to hectic to keep up with. who has time for this place anyway? i know most of you peeps have dropped off and relegated your memberships to commenting and never posting.
enough of that.
life is amazing.
that's what drives me to post today and it's usually what drives me to post any other day too. i started on LJ posting stupid random shit to make people laiugh and practice my writing, but now i find my words take a deeper turn.
one moment, one instant can change life so much...
one friend, one incident, one website, one comment.
one hurricane, one moment, one number, one person.
one woman, one love, one decision that will change my life.
i know, i know, the word "one" really doesn't say much, so heres the story.
ONE MOEMENT of my life resulted in me meeting this cool gal named claudia. we hung out, went to places. ONE INCIDENT came where she came across ONE WEBSITE known as myspace. she posted a picture of me there and i just wanted to leave ONE COMMENT, but, unlike livejournal, you can't leave anonymous comments, so i signed up.
a few weeks later ONE HURRICANE came along that gave me the day off from work. i was sitting in my bed waiting for the coming storm and decided to spend ONE MOMENT to go online to my addiction, myspace. as i opened the site, ONE NUMBER was chosen randomly to correspond to a user ID in a long long SQL table. that number belonged to a user who would be displayed as my "cool person of the day". ONE PERSON would change my life forever...
who would have thought ONE WOMAN met in such a random way could become the ONE LOVE that would lead me to the ONE DECISION that will change my life.
that woman is amber, mustard, dratsum, tall chich, goof, whatever.
so yea i met her, fell for her, she fell for me and now everything in life rocks. every good moment and every bad one., but this post isn't all about her. not because i wouldn't want it to be, but because it would simply be way, way, way, too cheesey. lol.
looking back at the series of events that unfolded, i cant help at think of all the other instances of my life where similar events happened, where one decision changed everything. like when my parents decided to move to miami from new jersey or when i decided to not go to a magnet school or when i didn't ask out the girl i went to prom with or if i never would have gone that last week when i was leaving youth group.
go on, you, whoever is readin this, anylize your life. how many pebbles in the water cave cause enough riples to make a wave that could break a mountain. you'd be surprised.
so yea, lifes amazing. love it.
ok, theres work to be done now.
oh, and that ONE DECISION i made that will change my life? i'm moving to atlanta. it's gonna rock. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | "33" By Coheed and Cambria | | Subject: | atlanta in 2 days... | | Time: | 01:38 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ford/sydnicons/Sydney0.gif) giddy |
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| then it's off to ohio with my lovely girlfriend.
i'm fucking extatic. :-D
never seen cleaveland before, so it's going to be interesting. (though amber says it's not much to look at.)
i'm thinking of taking all my downloaded lost episodes on the plan so i can finally catch up on all the episodes i've missed. now, if the plane crashes on some mystical deserted island on the way up the landlocked US states, wouldn't that be ironic?
yea, i hope that doesn't happen.
oh, and damn do i want a psp! it's so damned cool and would be so damned useful on a trip like this!
and a mac mini
and a xbox 360
guess the techno geek in me is still alive and well...curses. that's bad for my wallet. | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Time: | 09:43 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ford/sydnicons/Sad.gif) exhausted |
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| Batman is amazing. I don't care who you are, you can't beat him. Godzilla, Aliens, Superman, Kaneda, Jubei, Zim, Megatron, Charles Manson, Hitler, Richard Simmons, none of you can stand against him. He, Batman, will kick your ass and render you worthless. He is the ultimate superhero.
Oh, and he can do a lot of pushups.
Infinity stars up. I can't express this enough.
Batman isn't God, but he can kick his ass - he just chooses not to out of respect. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| 1. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
2. I will then tell what reminds me of you.
3. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
4. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
7. Put this in your journal. | | comments: 12 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Time: | 02:06 pm | | Current Mood: | happy |
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| 1. Total number of films I own on DVD/video:
About 90? Yea I own a lot of flicks. :-)
2. The last film I bought:
Space Balls
3. The last film I watched:
Star Wars Episode 4, A New Hope
4. Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me:
The Saint
History of the World Part I
The Bourne Identity
The Fifth Element
AI
5. Which five people am I passing the baton onto:
Amber
Julian
Gabe
Marco
Rey | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Time: | 02:57 pm | | Current Mood: | anxious |
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| 1) Total number of books I've owned?
Enough to fill 5 shelves of a book case and still spill over onto my floor.
2) The last book I bought?
The Bourne Ultimatum
3) The last book I read?
The Bourne Identity
4) 5 books that mean a lot to me:
Ninjutsu: History and Tradition, Maasaki Hatsumi
Stranger In a Strange Land, Robert Heinlen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi
Da Bible (A Contemporary Version of "The Bible")
This Book Will Change Your Life, Benrik
5)Tag five others to do this:
Amber
Jenny
Gabe
Marco
Rey | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Lost Boys Never Die From Heart Disease
Recent reports have revealed following the diet as outlined by the Lost Boys that reside in Neverland can help slow, and sometimes even stop, the aging process. Medical researchers are endorsing the diet as a feasible solution to the growing weight problem in the United States.
"Living off of mostly air and imagination, there's no real way you can go wrong," states Dr. Hubert Humperdink, chief Director of Research at Duke Nukem University. The study confirms that followers of this diet can imagine eating whatever they wish. If they truly believe, their bodies will begin processing nutrients as if they had consumed the food they imagined.
Antarctic actress Jumbai Wigihachawa was quoted saying: "I eat whatever I want and never gain a pound. I feel more energetic and actually feel younger and more alive." Since your body is creating nutrients without the ingestion of food, you can't get fat. Consumption of carbohydrates, vitamins and minerals are all a thing of the past. Followers of the Lost Boy diet don’t worry about fat or calories because most forms of air do not contain large amounts of either.
The diet is not without risks. Practitioners of the Lost Boy diet in both LA and New Jersey have reported difficulty breathing due to the acrid stench and smog in their air. Supermarkets in areas where air is not readily available have started importing Perriair, a canned form of fresh air designed specifically to meet the needs of the Lost Boy diet.
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I wrote this after reading this article my co-worker Andy sent me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4541849.stm
I'll see if I can finish it and make it more believable. LOL. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Your Dominant Thinking Style: | Modifying
Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you.
You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion.
You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested.
You tend to ground those around you and add stability. | Your Secondary Thinking Style: | Exploring
You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.
An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world. |
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| Your Extroversion Profile: | | Activity Level: Very High | | Friendliness: Very High |
| Cheerfulness: High | | Sociability: Medium | | Assertiveness: Low | | Excitement Seeking: Low |
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You Are Pretty Logical |
(You got 63% of the questions right)
You're a bit of a wizard when it comes to logic
While you don't have perfect logic, you logic is pretty darn good
Keep at it - you've got a lot of natural talent in this area! |
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Your Linguistic Profile:
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65% General American English |
20% Yankee |
15% Dixie |
0% Midwestern |
0% Upper Midwestern |
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